7/ 12 / 2013

17.11.2013

"GANJA Replacer"....

You are my shepard babe
I wouldn't have it any other way
My heavenly shepherd 

Shepherd babe
Such a good shepherd
Oh heavenly shepherd
We wouldn't have it no other way

Nah nah nahhhhh

I wish I was a sheep
Instead of a lion
'Cause then I wouldn't have to eat
Animals that are dying

I wish I was a sheep
Instead of a lion
'Cause then I wouldn't have to eat
This meat that is dying

I wish I was
One of your sheep
Only because
I wouldn't have to kill to eat

Oh how I wish I was
One of your gentle sheep
Only made out of love
Like a bird in retreat

If I was a sheep
I'd have to be quick on my feet
Running away all day
From a lioness trying to eat

Some do enough to creep
One of my fellow sheep
Living so humbly
Sympathetic with harmony

Have you ever seen 
Two lions wearing meat?
Eagles too quick to creep
One ends up in another's teeth
It wouldn't be this way
If they were eating leaves
Oh how I always pray
I was one of your sheep

I'm a lion babe
Feeding off the sheep their graves
Off the leaf's and blades
I wouldn't have it any other way
I'm a lion babe
See me livin in the shade
I have everyone afraid
Roamin' free so no one's safe

Sheep vs Lion on White Sand 

ps:jangan membazir uzir

Gambar Mengambarkan gambaran debaran hiburan baran MetThong (salah satu unit subsidiari Crythong World Famous)...

"Salute MetThong...Hoora" -PapaHet

Walaupun terlambat.....better late than never...

Mohon Ampun Dan Maaf dari hujung rambut ke hujung kaki sepanjang hayat
Dude and Madamoseille
Peace

Salam

Crythong Sitwrap 3...Return to Dok Lagu Mana Pun Untuk Hangpa!!!

Crythong pada satu masa suka kan mutiara..

Crythong pada satu masa akan menggila Utara..

Crythong dalam hati tetap ada rasa Fasha Sandha...

Kali ini ada Bro Rojak Buah Zaf

Ujay Ugly merindui lubuk nya dulu tanpa doubt,bertukar menjadi lelaki hawaii...

Crythong bertambah gila

Tidak suka akan jambatan 

Mahukan Paus Timbul

Ke Rimba Konkrit

Mencari badut yang pasti merindui jari tengah Senyum Smiley Dude...

Di Padang Crythong melapah sotong kangkung, pesemboq tersemboq, lai ci khang dan membungkus Jeruk Mami Jarum...

Terjumpa Badut

Tak mungkin dier ingat

Beberapa bulan telah pun berlalu

Banyak muka, banyak hot chick mengaburi mata badut

Tak mungkin dier ingat

Untuk Hangpa Feringghi aku datang

Tapi kenapa Chinggey urut pulak yang menatang

Berduyun di Kandang

Baik Kami Pulang..

ps: ini bukan pantun,syair atau salah satu bentuk sastera...ini akal berkata nakal kepada sakai...

 What?...nonsense...

Another Crythong Activity Sitwrap!!!! Part 2

Pada satu hari dalam bulan Ogos, tiga crythonger telah mengadakan Parti Korban Gigi Rosak dimana gigi mereka telah sakit akibat xjaga gigi. Hahahaha xdpt lepak mlm tuuu...masing2 cabut gigi...nseb bek aku tampal jer...hahaha

Nampak ceria...bius habis derita nak blik rumah....hahahaha


Gudbye gigi jahat gudbye...Hahahaha..
Nice day Bruh...!!

Juz a CRYTHONG activity sitwrap!!! part 1

Antara geng yang paling bahaya dari Geng Bas Sekolah dan paling lawak dari Geng Surau. Dangerous And Funny..!!Yeargh...dats rite dude..always fun and funny!!!

Dude....damn dude....ini citer lama...n waa tada point nk tulih blog..so wa nk sitwrap ape yang crythong ada wat laaa 2,3 bulan sblum niii...tu pun tak laaa wrap sgt pun..Hahahahah

Crythong dari dulu, zaman dahulu kala mmg suke kan arang...arang antara material yang kitorang suka...hahaha coz nak BBQ and sisha..Kitorang merasa jadi Ghost Rider pun kerana arang...Kitorang sebelum nak on sisha...kitorang akan burn arang kt dapur rumah aku...port sisha kat umah zaf or kuri and then we ride EX5 dengan bekas arang kt blkang...mau tau laaa bile nek moto dengan arang menyala...Ghost Rider beb....tp tak nek easy rider laaa...hahahaha

Bab BBQ plak..wa rasa Crythong memang lama xBBQ...dulu port BBQ kat Chepor...bley kate time zaman toheng dulu setaun mau 2 3 kali BBQ kt c2....Skang sejak masing2 dah berkerjaya ni payah laa nak BBQ ni...Jadi arituu Crythong bermeeting di Alam Maya dan decide nak berBBQ di rumah Bro Zaf Rojak..So da projek is On bruh!!!...this shit are real man...hahahaha kelam je aku ni...

So Crythong Special Weapon And Tactical Unit ditubuhkan dengan kekuatan 4 Team iaitu :

Alpha Team (Operation Command And Conquer Centre)

Bro Deeb Kiichi
GG Jackass Wiseguy Slim

Bravo Team (Recon and Sweep Threat , 1st order receive Shoot At Will)

Iqbal Cutedude
Kevin Swagger House

Charlie Team ( Breach and Clear, Roll In Heavy )

Senyum Smiley Dude
Ujay Ugly
Kuri Ozawa Yama
Awang Black Sweet
Pyan Silver Cobain
Edul Smoke Tiger

Delta Team (SafeHouse Keeper,Save and Sound)

Bro Zaf Rojak
Safira
Humaira


Di jam 8.30 malam operasi bermula

'Fire In da hole'

'Burn Mother Parker Burn'

                                                                           "Hahahaha"

"NYAM"

Serious Shit Bruh!!! Muke ketat Posse

Bro Deeb tengah wat  french fries presentation!!

Fly Chicken Fly Bruh!!!Stim mncucuk langit!!!

Tukang Clear Primer Kuri Ozawa Yama

Tukang Clear Sekunder Kevin Swagger House

Chief Of Command Major General  Deeb Kiichi

Safehouse Keeper Landlord Rojak Buah Zaf

"Good Time Roll"

Ayam,kambing,ketam jari,sosej,french fries,barbican,tesco carbonate drink,Winston Light,Dunhill,vapor Jade Tiger Liquid n hommemade, some lionel richie,john mayer,this will destroy you,envy and RnB stuff >>> Nice n comfort BBQ atmosphere...

Hahahaha....bukan ape..lama xduduk BBQ mcm ni bro...asyik aney je wat mkn minum lepak ble blik Ipoh.Skali skala wat camni ok ler...

Hahahaha Comolot dri Crythong World Famous Team
Dangerous But Funny...

Ceritera Rakyat Bercham Mat Vaeon...

Ini cerita tentang Cerita Rakyat Bercham. Yang diturunkan turun temurun di Bercham oleh beberapa generasi Crythong.Kisah terungkit di Padang Polo,anda masih boleh lihat kebenaran kisah ini dengan melihat van putih di situ. Van itu tidak bergerak,terpaku pegun disitu.Ia dipercayai kepunyaan Mat Vaeon.

Mat Vaeon seorang yang saving. Dia duduk di Tambun Heights.Tiap2 hari dier berjalan sejauh16km untuk sampi ke Padang Polo berniaga.Dia mula berniaga dalam jam 4petang.So dari pagi lagi dier dah berjalan kaki ke padang polo. Mak ayah mat vaeon adalah orang kaya.KRONI. berpangkat Tan Sri.Tiap tiap hari mak dier menasihati Mat Vaeon "Mat...kalo kau nak keta kabo nak....mak bagi..ni tiap tiap pagi jalan kaki pi polo...bisnes pun laku sangat ke pun...kalo ko ada kete senang Rustam Mustapa oi....!!"

Mat Vaeon menjawab "Ala mak ni....Tam jalan kaki banyak faedah nye...tgok pwut Tam...six pack...abah ada ke"... Mak nye wat muka sedih Mak Malik KL Gangster.

Ditambahnyer lagi "Kalu Tam bawak kete nak kene isi minyak lg, dah la nek 2kupang,ringgit jatuh...ape nak jadi laaa...bek Tam jalan kaki. Takyah kuar duit minyak..Liyam katohoi btoi..."

"Iye le Tam...ikut kamu laa...Mak orait je...nk p PAVI tgok beg HERMES jap.Heli mak dah nunggu tuu" Mak nye pun pegi meninggalkan Mat Vaeon di bumbung bangunan ehem ehem kt Ipoh.

Hamba Audio....

Help me I don't know what I'm doin
Help me before I fall to ruin
And if I'm blind, I will lead you on
Come follow me now, before our time is gone

And as you're laughing at this fool tonight
Let me rid myself of any line that I might use to trip you up
And as I'm howling at the moonlight, don't you kid yourself
I will be your luck and never your curse

Help me I don't know what I'm saying
Sometimes this tongue can be betraying
And if I'm wrong, is that such a crime?
And if you want, you can set my words to right

And as you're laughing at this fool tonight
Let me rid myself of any line that I might use to trip you up
And as I'm howling at the moonlight, don't you kid yourself
I will be your luck

And if your eyes forget to well
And if your lies forget to tell
And if our paths forget to cross
It doesn't mean you're lost

So as you're laughing at this fool tonight
Let me rid myself of any line that I might use to trip you up
And as I'm howling at the moonlight, don't you kid yourself
I will be your luck

If you're laughing at this fool tonight
Let me rid myself of any line that I might use to trip you up
And as I'm howling at the moonlight, don't you kid yourself
I will be your luck
Cause even at my worst
I will be your luck
never be your curse

Golden Gate Bridge San Ipohsisco Perak. Bajet...hahaha..

BxRxD : What you gonna be Pa..?
Ipoh     : I will be your luck, never be your curse son....